Wednesday, February 8, 2012

GUY JOKE

October 7, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment 

his a guy joke but I’m sure women with a sense of humor can enjoy it as well.
Dear Tech Support team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other   programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies  7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t      seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ’uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!

Thanks,
‘A Troubled User’

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that  it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to   run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the   system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this.

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application ‘Yes Dear’ to  alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE  because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before  the  system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.

Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, weep 3.0, Cook 1.5     and Do Laundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the  program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.. I recommend Dresses 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING :  DO NOT, under any circumstances, install GoodLookingS ecretary 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife  1.0   and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support …

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